Court Testimonies
These are from a book called'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people really said in court, word for word, taken down and now published bycourt reporters who had the torment of staying calm while theseexchanges were actually taking place.
_____________________________________ ATTORNEY:Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, hedoesn't know [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW…
A NICE CUP OF TEA ~
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift,
and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people
1 – First Important Lesson – Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read
The last one:"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"Surely [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
Anatomy of a Failing Presidency
Dr. Hunt is a social and cultural anthropologist. He has had nearly 30 years experience in planning, conducting, and managing research in the field of youth studies, and drug and alcohol research. Currently Dr. Hunt is a Senior Research Scientist at the Institute for Scientific Analysis and the Principal Investigator on three [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
Friends: If you have read Sarah Palin's book, or not, I think you'll find this most interesting and revealing! Sure moved us both and I do think that she has a great future ahead of her. Forward it, or show it, to friends like yourself. Best wishes, Jack & Margie
This is long but very interesting. [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
The Nagger HILLBILLY DIVORCEA hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 7th 2010
AN ABSOLUTE MUST READ !! Juval Aviv was the Israeli Agent upon whom the movie ' Munich ' was based. He was Golda Meir's bodyguard, and she appointed him to track down and bring to justice the Palestinian terrorists who took the Israeli athletes hostage and killed them during the Munich Olympic Games.
In a lecture in [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 6th 2010
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting Their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son's medicine cabinet, he asked About using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should Take one Dad; they're very strong And very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 6th 2010
Baskin Robbins New Ice Cream Flavor In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 6th 2010
http://www.evilchili.com/videos/32340/The_Merry_Go_Round_of_Pain
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mitch forwarded around February 6th 2010
On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit …
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside
him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,
moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there.
They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, [...] More...
mitch forwarded around February 6th 2010
