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My doctor is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient [...] More...

BATHROOM-PAINTED FLOOR IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY..   YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING……(not that you would..)   AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM….   You open the door….   NOW, REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!   KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY…..DOESN’T IT?        This would mess your mind up! More...

Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day. Please send an encouraging message to a stupid friend…just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special. More...

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in flight safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time [...] More...

How smart is your right foot? hmmmmmmmJust try this……………It’s from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s preprogrammed in your brain! 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY……) and while sitting [...] More...

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have [...] More...

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge [...] More...

Every time a new pope is elected, there are a lot of rituals and ceremonies that have to be gone through, in accordance with tradition. Well, there’s one tradition that very few people know about. Shortly after the new pope is enthroned, the chief rabbi seeks an audience. He is shown into [...] More...

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A man walks in to a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of [...] More...

We need: One egg and 2 mobiles 65 minutes to call from one phone to the other Set up something like in the graphic We’ll initiate the call between the mobiles to last for 65 min’s approximately; Nothing will happen on the first 15 minutes… After 25 minutes the egg starts warming up, after 45 min’s; The egg is already hot; and [...] More...

The year is 1907, one hundred years ago…… READ PRINT UNDER PICTURE “In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage [...] More...

This is a beautiful photo of a giant American flag in Arizona The photo is authentic, un-touched and was taken on regular Kodak 35 mm film. The person who took the picture couldn’t believe the image created by the suns rays. Nice of them to share it with the world! Read what is says under the [...] More...

  Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend [...] More...