Yep! I passed it on…
I’m sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish … enough is Too much! NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word [...] More...
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mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
Glasswing Butterfly – Lives in South America
A butterfly with transparent wings is rare and beautiful. As delicate as finely blown glass, the presence of this rare tropical gem is used by rain forest ecologists as an indication of high habitat quality and its demise alerts them of ecological change.
Rivaling the refined beauty of a stained [...] More...
In a small western conservative town, a new bar/tavern was preparing to open up for business. The local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed, however right up till the week before the grand opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, “Let me see if I’ve got this right: You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complai n a bout MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids a gain
I will never complain about MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids again
I will never complain about MY kids again
This to [...] More...
This is bad so I had to send it……
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise.”
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
This is something all of us can learn from.
Stress Management
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long you try to hold [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I’m against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has.
Get a sponsor!
Get a place to lay your head!
Get a job!
Live by OUR rules!
Pay YOUR taxes!
And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
This sheriff has got it right.
This is great, This guy sounds like Sheriff Joe from AZ.
This was in Polk County.. I love Sheriff Judd. Florida’s got it right. Bravo for Sheriff Judd!!!
As reported earlier this week, some dirt bag who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop in Florida ended up “executing” the deputy [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
GOD OUR FATHER,
WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND
ILLNESSES; IN JESUS ‘ NAME.
AMEN
This prayer is so powerful. Pass this prayer to 12 people including me.
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After his death, Osama bin Laden went to Heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
When you apply for Welfare in Mexico what does that Government give you?
Answer: A map of the United States
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mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
the evening with [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 15th 2007
