How old is Grandpa???
Stay with this — the answer is at the end.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and things in gener al.
The Grandfather replied, ‘Well, let me think a [...] More...
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 31st 2008
Have a ball!
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mitch forwarded around March 31st 2008
A woman goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs…a green spot on the inside of each. They won’t wash off, they won’t scrape off and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he’ll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her [...] More...
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all..
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 31st 2008
mitch forwarded around March 31st 2008
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 31st 2008
You’ve just got to smile at a few of these!
THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN’T:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of $hit.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 27th 2008
Absolutely spectacular aviation photos.
BestAviationPhotographyEverBarNone.pps
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mitch forwarded around March 3rd 2008
