To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT  SHIT  WORKED! For 2008, could you please just send money, Candy, chocolate, movie tickets or gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead? Thank you   More...

No apology for sending this!!! After hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish – enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was [...] More...

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.   She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would Love to spend some time with you.”   The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my Mother, who has been [...] More...

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night.Mick, the bartender, says, ‘You’ll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy.’ Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.’ Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.  He falls flat on his face. ‘What the….’ he says and pulls himself up [...] More...

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When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity, at least you can get the phone turned in the right direction!  And he wants to be President??? ???  More...

What did your town look like according to Penny Postcards.Check out your old stomping grounds during the times of the penny postcard. Click on the state and then on the county to see old penny postcards from that area…..pretty neat. Penny Postcards http://www.rootsweb.com/~usgenweb/special/ppcs/ppcs.html   More...

This will REALLY test your American English!!! It’s fun and interesting. Enter your % in the subject line before passing this on!!! be sure to send back to the person that sent this to you! This is fun and interesting, give it a try! Click on link below: The Yankee or Dixie quiz  http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html More...

Presentation1.pps This slideshow is a bit long, but well worth watching.  Enjoy! “Tell them you fucked up!” More...