The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, [...] More...

Schnee-&Eisfestival.pps Beautiful & incredible pictures ! More...

BREAKING NEWS In  2009 the government will start deporting all of the weird old  people. I started crying when I thought of you.         Run, my friend, RUN !!!!     Well,  what can I say?  Someone sent it to me & I’m not going  alone. More...

TurboandthePoliticianDoggyT.mpg Too bad more Turbos couldn’t vote….. Some dogs are smarter than people….. More...

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Who Am I?                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I am under 45 years old,                                                    I love the outdoors,                                                        I hunt,                                                                     I am a Republican reformer,                                                 I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,                         I have many children,                                                       I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than [...] More...

Senior citizens sometimes have a great perspective from the vantage point of 80+ years, 5 wars, the great depression, the new deal, the great society, and the myriad of political shenanigans that go on in Washington. Think about this for a while… You couldn’t get a job at McDonald’s and become district manager in 143 days… You couldn’t go from Chief [...] More...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...] More...

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        WATCH THE WATER Read to the bottom – watch the water If I don’t get this back, I will know  you really didn’t read it. I got this  from someone and thought the  last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who  sent it to me did not know 10  people who would admit to  knowing the Lord. Do You Love [...] More...

A Keeper   Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the [...] More...

God Said NO!                                               I  hope that you get the smileys on your computer!         I  asked God to take away my habit.                    God  said, No. It is not for me to take away,  but for you to give it  up.                  I  asked God to make my handicapped child whole.   God  said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is [...] More...

WATCH THE LITTLE ELF BELOW–IT’S CUTE!!!, but don’t forget to scroll down!!! Actually, watch him for a few seconds before scrolling down. Hello There Nice Person Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them [...] More...

Wether you are a techie or not, the world’s most awesome aircraft.  Enjoy. Nice Photos:   Saw a SR -71 at OSHKOSH  a few yrs back with ARNE. The guards would not  let us with in 50 yds.  They flew off later in the day but at not over 600 MPH. They did not want break a few windows. If you [...] More...