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A Little Stroll Down Memory Lane
Posted by Double D in November 29th 2008
Stroll_down_memory_lane_1.wmv A Little Stroll Down Memory Lane! This brought fond memories of my youthful years. Hope you can enjoy these as much I did. Worst thing is….. I remember all of them…..
Good One
Posted by mitch in November 27th 2008
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, [...]
One for you
Posted by Double D in November 27th 2008
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird�s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird�s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and [...]
Being Southern
Posted by mitch in November 25th 2008
****************************************************************************** THE RULES OF THE SOUTH ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn’t crooked. 3. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re [...]
Reasons it’s okay to say o sh*t
Posted by Double D in November 22nd 2008
top nine moments when it’s OK to say Oh SH#T!!! #9 #8 #7 #6 < /SPAN>#5 #4 #3 #2 And the winner is  The #1 moment when it’s ok to say OH SH#T!!!
Chuckle
Posted by Double D in November 22nd 2008
I hope it Wiggles Ain’t it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks. ’115, ‘ she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ [...]
How Do You Pronounce This?
Posted by Double D in November 22nd 2008
How would you pronounce this child’s name: “Le-a” ?? Leah?? NO Lee – A?? NOPE Lay – a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again. It’s pronounced “Ledasha” Oh yes…you read it right. This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something [...]
When O.J. dies.
Posted by Double D in November 22nd 2008
When O.J. dies. One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. ‘I don’t know what to do here,’ says the devil. ‘You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, [...]
Questionable employees
Posted by Double D in November 22nd 2008
I thought this might be a good time to pass along these numbers. (seeing as we have to vote for a whole new bunch of these thieves soon.) Gee, their legislators aren’t any better than ours… I’m not arrested for anything so that disqualifies me for up there too……. Subject: Fw: Questionable employees Can you [...]
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