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An Angel says, ‘Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn’t happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.’ 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. [...]
Hi ah,…. Hummm let me think ,…why did I send you this……don’t tell me it’s coming to me….. Oh ya….. Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, [...]
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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It’s called ……… ’Ministers Do More Than Lay People’ 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you [...]
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ [...]
You’re sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the [...]
You have had some of this before but the ending is special THE OBAMA NATION PRIMER neighbors together and said, ‘If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it? ‘ ‘Not I,’ said the cow. ‘Not I,’ said the duck. ‘Not I,’ said the pig. ‘Not [...]
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ‘the rules‘ From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note?.. The [...]
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. [...]
MaryDidYouKnow_small.wmv The full story…… Christmas is just the start…..
According to Forbes: Labor cost per hour, wages and benefits for hourly workers. Ford: $70.51 ($141,020 per year) GM: $73.26 ($146,520 per year) Chrysler: $75.86 ($151,720 per year) Toyota, Honda, Nissan (in U.S.): $48.00 ($96,000 per year) According to AAUP and IES, the average annual compensation for a college professor in 2006 was $92,973 [...]
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said ‘Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.’ The Angel [...]
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s [...]
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven’s door this morning. God asked me…’My child, what can I do for you?’ And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.’ God smiled and answered…’Request granted’. If you believe, send this to seven people and the one who sent it to you. By doing [...]
When a good Veteran leaves the “job” and retires to a better life, many are jealous, some are pleased and yet others, who may have already retired, wonder. We wonder if he knows what they are leaving behind, because we already know. We know, for example, that after a lifetime of camaraderie that few experience, [...]
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