At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year,
the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09.
This will never happen again
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Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Tiger Woods in Newfoundland
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion
into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously
knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
‘How’s she cuttin’ bye’ says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick ‘Hello’ and [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
What a difference!!
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You have to watch this video and pass it on. There is a huge difference in how the Marines react to a Commander-In-Chief they respect versus how they greet someone who they know doesn’t respect them or understand the sacrifices they make to keep us free. Very telling. Bambi can try to BS [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
I took the senders word and didn’t vet this……….
Worth thinking about… The Lord has a way of revealing to those of us who really know Him and those that don’t!!!
Think about it! Obama gave a big speech last week about how his faith is so “important” to him. In an attempt to convince the American [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Gay Babies
Two gay men decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
This Incident has been confirmed. In Katy,TX.
A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female
putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his
card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car
driven by another gentleman.
As the lady left [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Most of you know by now that the Senate version (at least) of the
“stimulus” bill includes provisions for extensive rationing of health
care for senior citizens. The author of this part of the bill, former
senator and tax evader, Tom Daschle was credited today by Bloomberg
with the following statement.
Bloomberg: “Daschle says health-care reform will not be pain [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Old Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’
‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’
‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Job at the FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Plantation, FL – Last week police were called to investigate an attempted armed robbery:
The 71-year-old retired Marine who opened fire on two robbers at a Plantation, FL, Subway shop late Wednesday, killing one and critically wounding the other, is described as John Lovell, a former helicopter pilot for two presidents. He doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, and he works out [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
THIS IS PRETTY HANDY
This is something you will want to have and use! I still remember when AT&T
charged me $1.50 to get a phone number from information!
My compliments to Google!
Just leave it up to Google to come up with something like this!
Here’s a number worth putting in your cell phone, or your home phone speed [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
NASA & THE BIBLE
Thought this was pretty amazing and interesting!
For all the scientists out there, and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible, here’s something that shows God’s awesome creation, and that He is still in control.
Did you know that the space program [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
If you want confirmation, just connect to this link:
http://www.democrats.org/page/community/group/OrganizingForAmerica
March 18, 2009
The Knock on the Door
By Lona Manning
A sitting President of the United States is “organizing a political organization loyal to him, bound by a pledge, outside the government and existing party apparatus. The historical precedents are ominous.”
What is so ominous about an organization? Americans, Alexis [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Meaning of color and your Birthday
This is fun so see what happens, but do not cheat…
Meaning of color & your Birthday
Don’t cheat,
If you are honest, this tells the truth. It’s pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,
And NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
