Tiger Woods in Newfoundland
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion
into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously
knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously
knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
‘How’s she cuttin’ bye’ says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick ‘Hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As
he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
‘What are dose?’ asks the attendant.
‘They’re called tees’ replies Tiger.
‘Well, what on god’s earth are dey for?’ inquires the attendant.
‘They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving’, says Tiger.
‘Lard tunderin Jaysus’, says the Newfoundlander, ‘Ford tinks of
everyting!’
everyting!’
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