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Archive for March, 2009
Give it back now
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
Folks Here’s some money we want back! President Obama’s $110,332.00 in campaign contributions from AIG… we want it back! Senator Dodd’s 281,038.00 in campaign contributions from AIG… we want it back! Senator Chuck Schumer’s $111,875.00 in campaign contributions from AIG… we want that back too! We want it ALL back… every thin dime… and not [...]
never to be outdone by technology
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA, SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ”THAT WAS MY PAGER”, SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.” A FEW [...]
1st grade proverbs
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
A first grade teacher had twenty-three students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are mostly 6-year-olds! 1. Don’t change horses…………………………..until they stop running. 2. [...]
Real or Fake?
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
This shows you a lot of the fake photos that are on the Internet. It tells if they’re real or fake at the bottom of each photo. Have fun looking at them. Tough to tell the difference isn’t it????? Spiders Found in Iraq Desert Real Satellite Photo: Space Shuttle Tragedy Fake [...]
Kin
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
Two good old boys down in West Virginia were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first guy says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had [...]
To be 6 again
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
To Be 6 Again… A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the [...]
Dad Answers
Posted by Double D in March 28th 2009
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, ‘What are these, Dad?’ To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ‘Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” Oh I see,’ replied the boy.’ Yes, I’ve [...]
.557 caliber rifle
Posted by mitch in March 27th 2009
NotForGirlyMen.wmv OK, This is the new Deer Camp gun required for all hunters to use for the 2009 Deer Season? Hope you can hold on ?????????????? Right!!!!!!!!!!!!?? This gun is not for girls
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Posted by mitch in March 23rd 2009
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’ [...]
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Posted by mitch in March 23rd 2009
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that [...]
Football Cheerleders
Posted by Double D in March 21st 2009
I’m confident that you will pass this along to those who enjoy true beauty. You don’t have to live in the U.S. to know that FOOTBALL IS KING! But the game wouldn’t be complete without the cheerleaders, and here are some of footballs finest: The LSU’S Golden Girls! The Alabama Crimsonettes [...]
Oldie but worth reading again
Posted by Double D in March 21st 2009
ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I’VE EVER HEARD!As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in [...]
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