Funniest thing I have read in a long time. I laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face!
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I [...] More...
mitch forwarded around April 28th 2009
If there is anyone out there that doesn't know this, this is the best visual presentation I ever saw… Now don't be mad at old people, just remember who did this…….
Franklin Delano. Roosevelt 32nd. President, Democrat Terms of Office March 4, 1933, to April 12, 1945 GO TO HERE !
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mitch forwarded around April 28th 2009
OKAY.
How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???
Leah?? NO Lee – A?? NOPE Lay – a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Detroit, MI.. Her [...] More...
mitch forwarded around April 28th 2009
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -but the Hershey Man will know! Y OUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until [...] More...
mitch forwarded around April 28th 2009
Welfare Poem – oh boy you will love this
…. I cross ocean,poor and broke,Take bus,see employment folk.
Nice man treat megood in there,Say I need tosee welfare.
Welfare say,'You come no more,We send cashright to your door.'
Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,Medicaid it keepyou healthy!
By and by,I get plenty money,Thanks to you,American dummy.
Write to friendsin motherland,Tell them 'come [...] More...
mitch forwarded around April 28th 2009
This crap is damn scary, and we have a meat head in office who wants to start a dialogue with these Idiots!!! [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
We can NO LONGER call foreigners TERROSTS but they can suggest that Veterans may be?????? Maybe the problem they fear is that Veterans know what LEADERSHIP is and haven’t seen any from our President… Michael Savage poll. Please forward [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
Prayer is always good……. P—-pray U—-until S—-something H—-happens I need this back… If you’ll do this for me… I’ll do it for you…. When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
http://kudlow.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ODBkY2Y4ZDdkNzUxZjRkMzZmNWNkMDVmZjdlMTYzYTQ= Are You an “Extremist”?Thomas SowellTuesday, April 21, 2009 While the rest of us may be worried about violent Mexican drug gangs on our border, or about terrorists who are going to be released from [...] More...
Double D forwarded around April 25th 2009
