LIVER AND CHEESE]

> LIVER   AND   CHEESE
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> Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
> beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
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> The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
> reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
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> The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
> hoping for just a glance from her in return.
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> Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
> decides to be kind and tells them, ‘The first one who can use the words
> ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can
> go out with me.’
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> The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ‘I love liver
> and cheese’
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> ‘Oh, how childish,’ said the Poodle. ‘That shows no imagination or
> intelligence whatsoever.’
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> She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says ‘How well can you do?’
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> ‘Um. I HATE liver and cheese,’ blurts the Golden Retriever.
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> ‘My, my,’ said the Poodle. ‘I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as
> the Lab’s sentence.’
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> She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, ‘How about you,
> little guy?’
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> The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
> Taco Bell Chihuahua ..
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> He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the
> Lab and says…
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> Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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