Survivor, Texas Style

You may have to be a Texan to truly relate to this one!!!!

A major network is planning a new “survivor” show. In response, the State of
Texas is planning: “Survivor, Texas Style”.

The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa , Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down I-35 to Waco , Austin , on to San Antonio , up I-10 to Kerrville , Sonora , up to San Angelo, up I-25 to Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

“I’m gay, I voted for Barak Obama and I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.

Socialism works until it runs out of everyone else’s money…..Margaret Thatcher