A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. “Do you know how they make these rubber [...] More...
bilski forwarded around June 27th 2009
Let’s see if I understand how the world works lately… If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, [...] More...
bilski forwarded around June 27th 2009
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it [...] More...
bilski forwarded around June 27th 2009
Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put “poor planning” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and [...] More...
bilski forwarded around June 27th 2009
When you’re hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you’re feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to [...] More...
bilski forwarded around June 27th 2009
