Archive for June, 2009
Every Genealogist can relate to these…….
Posted by bilski in June 18th 2009
Every Genealogist can relate to these……. Undocumented genealogy is mythology. My ancestors must have been in a “Witness Protection Program” My family tree must have been used for firewood! Whoever said “Seek and ye shall find” was not a genealogist Am I the only person up my tree? — Seems like it I’m [...]
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Classes For Women
Posted by bilski in June 18th 2009
Spring Classes for Women at THEADULT LEARNING CENTERREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby Tuesday, June 30th , 2009NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.Class 1Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation.Meets 4 wks, Mondays and Wednesdays for 2 hrs beginning [...]
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Bored at work? try this…
Posted by bilski in June 18th 2009
can_u_do_this.wmv Can you do this??? Watch all the way to the end!
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Gorgeous girls day
Posted by bilski in June 18th 2009
HAHAHA Subject: Gorgeous girls day This is for you gorgeous gals! Today is National ‘HOLY SHIT, YOU’RE HOT’ Day! Send this to someone gorgeous, but don’t send it back to me, I’ve been getting this message all freakin’ day!!!
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Awesome Senior Moment
Posted by bilski in June 17th 2009
Awesome Senior Moment There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.The young protester put her hand on [...]
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Gibraltar’s Airport….
Posted by bilski in June 17th 2009
Subject: Gibralter’s Airport…. Puts a whole new meaning of “never run a red light!!” Did you know Gibraltar ‘s Airport runway and vehicular traffic Crossings are at the same level?
Answer me first, then forward
Posted by bilski in June 16th 2009
Answer me first, then forwardThis is an entertaining idea!If you saw ME in the back of a police car what would you think I got arrested for?Reply to me, alone, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of
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Ebonic = word of the day
Posted by mitch in June 16th 2009
Today's Ebonic word from The Louisiana Public School System OMELETTE Let's use it in a sentence: 'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.'
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on pregnancy
Posted by bilski in June 16th 2009
BEFORE THE PREGNANCY: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs? Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all. Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work. What is a chastity belt? A labor-saving device. Should I have [...]
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PARENTHOOD CHANGES EVERYTHING
Posted by bilski in June 16th 2009
The following appeared in the February 1998 issue of Parenting. Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.2nd [...]
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