What happened to Tarzan??

                                  A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered 
                                 whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask 
                                 him a few questions. Finally they located him, and the conversation 
                                 went like this: 
                                 
                                 
                                  Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time? 
                                 
                                 
                                 – Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore 
                                 or jump from branch to branch. 
                                 
                                 
                                - What about Jane, Tarzan? 
                                 
                                 
                                 – Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn't know 
                                 who I am anymore. 
                                 
                                 
                                 – What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy? 
                                 
                                 
                                 – Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to 
                                 school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a 
                                 favor. 
                                 
                                 
                                 – That's sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything 
                                 about her? 
                                 
                                 
                                 – Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and 
                                 is now living at the White House.