These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron [...]
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron [...]
SENT TO ME IN ERROR
I received this my mistake,, I know it was intended for you.
Our Lord’s Prayer
This was so inspiring and prayer does work. This is mine for you. OUR LORD 'S PRAYER The moment you receive it, say: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and [...]
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Only A Man…
To all – Jesus is the son of God, but when he walked amongst us he was only a man tempted in all things as we. However, since HS sought the Father every morning HE was filled with the HOLY SPIRIT and failed not when tempted by the devil or anything else of this world. [...]
-We Can Finally Understand it
It is still out there… It is still coming…. And it IS scary….. THIS IS THE 2ND OFFICIAL WHO HAS OUTLINED THESE PARTS OF THE CARE BILL Subject: : Judge Kithil of Marble Falls , TX – HB3200 highlighted pages most egregious Please read this…….. especially the reference to pages 58 & 59 JUDGE KITHIL [...]
Things could be worse
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making macho biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. [...]
A Cup of Tea
A Cup of Tea for Grandpa One day my grandmother was out, and my grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little tea set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening [...]
Friendly Holiday Advice
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and crap like that. [...]
INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS
INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS A professor at the University of British Columbia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you [...]
EUROSPEAK
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as [...]
Resignation Letter…
Dear Boss: I'm resigning effective immediately! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before coming to work and realized I don't feel like working anymore. See for yourself… A blessing is coming to you in the form of a new job, a house, marriage or financial break through. [...]
No Nativity Scene in D.C. this year]
No Nativity Scene in Washington this year An early update regarding Christmas in our nation's capital for 2010. I wanted to leak the story early so everyone fully understands. There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital [...]
A bar in Mississippi
A guy walks into a bar in Mississippi and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"The guy [...]
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