Archive for February, 2011
Detroit WOW
Posted by DD in February 27th 2011
I thought you might find this article of interest. Where next?????? (Frosty Wooldridge (born 1947) is a US journalist, writer, environmentalist, traveler) By Frosty Wooldridge For 15 years, from the mid 1970′s to 1990, I worked in Detroit , Michigan . I watched it descend into the abyss of crime, debauchery, gun play, drugs, school [...]
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Service
Posted by DD in February 27th 2011
IN GOD WE TRUST – If we lie to Congress it’s a felony; if Congress lies to us it’s just politics I get confused when I hear the word “Service ” used with these agencies: Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable TV ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ State, City, [...]
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Age Appropriate Cartoons
Posted by DD in February 27th 2011
Deodorant or Antiperspirant?(this is TOO TRUE!) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Signs of Old Age
Posted by DD in February 27th 2011
· “OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs andmake love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”· “OLD” IS WHEN….. Your friends compliment you on your newalligator shoes and you’re barefoot.· “OLD” IS WHEN….. A sexy babe catches your fancy and yourpacemaker opens the garage door.· “OLD” IS WHEN….. Going bra-less pulls [...]
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SENIOR JOKE OF THE WEEK
Posted by DavidsFwds in February 27th 2011
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE In some cases some of us are (present company excluded) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.On the way home [...]
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Warning
Posted by DavidsFwds in February 27th 2011
Remember this is advice that could save your life. ……………………….- NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! HOLD A FART
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Let’s see if you reply
Posted by Double D in February 27th 2011
One Rose for Unconditional Love One Rose For Financial Wealth One for Everlasting Happiness Several for Success One for Knowledge One for Beauty, inner and outerMany for Family One for HonestyAnd the last one for a long and healthy life For every friend you send these roses to, your wish will come true This is [...]
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Moving to California
Posted by Double D in February 27th 2011
Good for AZ! Sure wish IL would do something like this. Unfortunately, everyone is welcome here…“Give me your tired,your poor,your huddled masses yearning to be free”. And make sure they are illegal and want the taxpayers to support them because their illegal votes help keep corrupt politicians in office. Arizona Is Taking A Beating [...]
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Right or Left???
Posted by Double D in February 27th 2011
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left.” By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) Ecclesiastes [...]
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The Internet Saves the Day!!
Posted by Double D in February 27th 2011
IT WORKED!!! The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the [...]
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Baby Carrots- Very Important]
Posted by DavidsFwds in February 27th 2011
Perhaps this is a repeat — but whatever — it is good to be reminded –we stopped buying this a while ago — hate the skinning and cutting — but it is better for better health. Had to KNOW that they were too good to be true!! From the Department of Life Education: Baby Carrots:The following [...]
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Alan Jackson….Awesome
Posted by DavidsFwds in February 26th 2011
Alan Jackson….Awesome May have to play twice. Once to listen and once to read. Goose Bump time. I think you’ll agree that Alan Jackson’s rendition of this hymn is beautiful as is the slideshow reminding us of the reason this country became the greatest nation in the history of mankind…..It also reminds us that if [...]
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