EMOONING We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’ where: means a smile and is a frown.. Sometimes these are represented by Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s [...]
Archive for April, 2011
Cowboy Boots
COWBOY BOOTS An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked him over. “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert stormed off [...]
Bob’s Funeral
BOB’S FUNERAL BOB Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’ [...]
How big is an Eagle?
That is one big bird! PICTURES FROM A SITE IN MONTANA TAKEN BY A HUNTER WITH A LITTLE CELL PHONE CAMERA ! Ever wonder just how big a Golden Eagle is?… This should give you an idea…
WalMart procedure
Dear Family and Friends, Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure, a Butt Lift at the WalMartMedical Center . I didn’t have a pleasant experience, should’ve left well enough alone. . I want to show you how it turned out & keep YOU from having this done. . Please, PLEASE, PLEASE [...]
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