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		<title>No Bathing Suits allowed in the Lobby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>MEN.  Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fridge Note</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160;Subject: Fridge Note &#160; Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:&#160;&#160; My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,&#160;being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I valueyou&#160;as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope&#160;that youwill&#160;not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too good NOT to send</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Smart Car My Ass!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Subject:&#160;Smart Car My Ass! &#160; Buy A Smart Car for Great Gas Mileage-Save Money and the EnvironmentBelow is a Photo of an Accident Near New Orleans,Involving Two Trucks and a &#8220;Smart&#8221; Car. &#160; I Think I&#8217;ll Pass On Saving Gas; I&#8217;d Rather Save My Ass!]]></description>
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		<title>Could you drive down a street painted like this??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jump Rope Dance!!/ You have got to see this!!!! I was totally amazed&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>THE STORK</title>
		<link>http://www.whatsinyouremail.com/2010/03/31/the-stork/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Yep!&#160; This is what it&#8217;s all about these days . . . The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she&#160;explained&#160;that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months&#160;later the stork&#160;sometimes brings them a little baby from its nest.&#160;Little Johnny at the back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>watch this! it will amaze you!</title>
		<link>http://www.whatsinyouremail.com/2010/03/31/watch-this-it-will-amaze-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; You won&#8217;t understand a word being said. Watch it to the end. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; AMAZING Ok this is simple &#8211; just tell me how simple. &#160; In a foreign voice, you will see and hear all&#8230; but can you explain what it is that you have just seen.. &#160; His finale [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This should be a bumper sticker!</title>
		<link>http://www.whatsinyouremail.com/2010/03/31/this-should-be-a-bumper-sticker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>BEST EVER REPLY TO SPEEDING TICKET&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.whatsinyouremail.com/2010/03/31/best-ever-reply-to-speeding-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<title>perfect guy, Frank Feldman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160;: Fwd: perfect guy, Frank FeldmanA man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, &#8220;Perfecttiming. You&#8217;re justLike Frank.&#8221;Passenger: &#8220;Who?&#8221;Cabbie: &#8220;Frank Feldman. He&#8217;s a guy who did everything right all the time.Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LADIES CK THIS OUT =&gt; LADY WITH 5 BOYFRIENDS MAYBE MORE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; GUYS DON&#8217;T THINK YOU&#8217;RE &#160;EXEMPT FROM GIRLFRIEND EQUIVALENTS MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, &#38; when he&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;BEWARE OF IDENTITY THEFT THIS EASTER</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 06:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bilski</dc:creator>
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		<title>Yearly Dementia Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 06:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160;&#160;&#160;Our Yearly Dementia Test It&#8217;s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it&#8217;s important to keep mentally alert. If you don&#8217;t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private [...]]]></description>
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