Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days…. "When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Ya' can't do that [...] More...
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mitch forwarded around March 10th 2010
Lovethatchair.wmv Never volunteer at a magicians show……….
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mitch forwarded around March 8th 2010
Home Remedies
THESE REALLY WORK! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real.
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 8th 2010
watch to the end…pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCZ5cA_OmhA
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mitch forwarded around March 8th 2010
A Little Known Fact….
The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important
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mitch forwarded around March 8th 2010
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different… Two Different Versions… Two Different Morals
OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 5th 2010
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 5th 2010
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality
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mitch forwarded around March 3rd 2010
WAKE UP AMERICA – A MUST READ!
The Hollow Man. **A MUST read.*** Barack Obama is less of a person than an image–a brand. People see whatever they want, as they do on a Rorschach test. But does anyone really know him?
In fact, he is:
An empty suit.
A man with no birth certificate.
A [...] More...
You > just spent $20,000,000 to move> members/supporters of Hamas, a > terrorist organization, to the United States ; > They get housing, > food, the whole enchilada. > > HB > 1388 PASSED> > Whether you are an Obama fan, or not, > [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 1st 2010
