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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her [...]
These are really cool. especially #6 and #7 – you gotta try 7! * 1) Is This Possible?? 2) 3)Are the purple lines straight or bent? 4) Do you see gray areas in between the squares? Now where did they come from? 5)* You should see a man’s face and also a word… Hint: [...]
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*Can you guess Which Group for each catagory?* *NBA* * * * OR * * * * NFL?* *36* *have been accused of spousal abuse* * **7* *have been arrested for fraud* *19* *have been accused of writing bad checks* *117* *have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses* * 3** have done time [...]
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How Normal is your Brain??? If your brain works normally this is neat. This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However if you stare at the black “ +” [...]
An Irish Priest Is Transferred To Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his New Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle [...]
And then there was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton? She asked him how he felt about fear. He told her there were only 3 things he was afraid of? 1) Osama 2) Obama 3) and Yo Mama
My doctor is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, [...]
BATHROOM-PAINTED FLOOR IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY.. YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING……(not that you would..) AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM…. You open the door…. NOW, REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR! KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY…..DOESN’T IT? This would mess your mind up!
Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day. Please send an encouraging message to a stupid friend…just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself…You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in flight safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time [...]
How smart is your right foot? hmmmmmmmJust try this……………It’s from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s preprogrammed in your brain! 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY……) and [...]
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