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A little old lady ……. A little old lady from Kansas had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940′s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for [...]
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.” An Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into [...]
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but with the Bush administration recently admitted, I have no room for you. You definitely have [...]
Dear Lowes, Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them. Helloooo? Now just [...]
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. He proceeded to run his [...]
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…. FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a [...]
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The “iTit” will cost $499 or $699 depending on cup size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to [...]
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes [...]
Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on the interstate with these ballons trailing about a few yards behind him? Instructions for a fun time on the interstate: Tie Balloons to car. Drive like a bat out of hell! Watch people freak out!! I don’t care who you are, this is funny!!
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