Okay, I tried to paste them in as pictures… I tried to paste them in as files….. Outlook Express isn’t cooperating so you will have to open each one by itself…. I think they are worth that much effort…
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Happy Halloween
Posted by Double D in October 18th 2008
v:* { BEHAVIOR: url (#default#vml) } v:* { BEHAVIOR: url (#default#vml) } Happy Halloween!! You’ve been Mooned!! One rule to this game…. You can NOT get someone who has already gotten you! Now… go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can’t [...]
Thoughts
Posted by Double D in October 18th 2008
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Should I Get a Dog? Or Have Children?
Posted by Double D in October 18th 2008
Should I get a Dog…. ! ….or have children? < /SPAN> class=MsoNormal> ! Just might be better to get a cat!< /B>
6 phases of work
Posted by Double D in October 18th 2008
,Phase 1 You are listening to jazz — Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best! Phase 2 You are listening to pop music — After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going [...]
Sarah look-alike contest!
Posted by Double D in October 18th 2008
As you know, ‘Sarah Mania’ has sparked something of a sudden copy cat revolution with her popularity among many fine American woman recently, with the exception perhaps of the NAULW (Nat. Assoc. of Ugly Liberal Women). Hey, take it from me, she’s pretty popular with the guys too!. Word has it, the optical outlets are now running very [...]
Card Trick
Posted by mitch in October 16th 2008
This is freaky…you have to try it! The ‘Le Bailey’ Card Trick. Performed by: Le Bailey Pick one of the following cards. Don’t click on it; just keep it in your head. scroll down when you have your card, Think about your card for 20 seconds in front of Le Bailey. Le Bailey will attempt to [...]
HOW TO ANNOY A DEMOCRAT
Posted by mitch in October 16th 2008
Official Announcement
Posted by mitch in October 14th 2008
Official Announcement The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to the Condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance, a condom allows for inflation, halts production, distroys the next generation , protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sence of security while your actually being screwed
Rich Scandinavians
Posted by mitch in October 14th 2008
Sven found a printing press at a garage sale and decided to print some counterfeit money. He printed up a batch and showed them to Ole. Ole said, “You must be nuts! Nobody will take an eighteen dollar bill.” Sven said, “I know where we can get rid of dem–in Nort Dakota.” Old said, “Well, [...]
When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name
Posted by Double D in October 11th 2008
Ad / Comercial – 04
Posted by Double D in October 11th 2008
I guess it doesn’t seem to matter who you hang around with….. As usual, no need to check this site; but as usual, it’s still the truth. Oh yeah, this is the guy we want for President of the United States. I can see why the Obama tribe wants this squashed. > >> >> >> [...]
Stock Market
Posted by Double D in October 11th 2008
Little (alot) stock market humor for these black days. NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife [...]
ain’t it so!
Posted by Double D in October 11th 2008
Quote for the day: ‘Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. [...]
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