Survivor, Texas Style
You may have to be a Texan to truly relate to this one!!!!
A major network is planning a new “survivor” show. In response, the State of
Texas is planning: “Survivor, Texas Style”.
The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa , Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & [...] More...
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Double D forwarded around April 4th 2009
BE SURE TO READ THE COMMENT BENEATH EACH PHOTO!
WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME
This email is being circulated around-the-world – please keep it going
When a soldier comes home, he or she finds it hard….
…to listen to his son whine about being bored.
….to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.
to be tolerant of people who complain [...] More...
Old Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’
‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’
‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around [...] More...
Double D forwarded around March 28th 2009
Wall Street letter of Outrage MUST READ!
(If you didn’t see this, she really hits the nail on the head. I hope everyone reads this and realizes just how socialist this country is [...] More...
mitch forwarded around March 9th 2009
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night”
She said, “Aye, [...] More...
Double D forwarded around January 24th 2009
The Central Front
Oliver North
Friday, January 16, 2009
WASHINGTON — With all the preparations for the biggest, most expensive and most restrictive inaugural celebration in history, this is probably not the time to remind our president-elect of things he said and wrote, promises he made, or commitments he pledged. Perhaps one of his new aides will clip [...] More...
Double D forwarded around January 24th 2009
You’re sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom
door.
Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled
whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving
your way.
With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick
up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the
door and open [...] More...
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said ‘Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.’
The Angel [...] More...
Double D forwarded around December 27th 2008
Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention goes to:
The United Kingdom
followed closely by…
The United States of America
and then…
Poland
but 3rd Place must go to…
Greece
it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to….
Serbia
AND the winner of the husband/partner of the year is…
Ireland … Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, [...] More...
Double D forwarded around November 8th 2008
ITSEEMSIMPOSSIBLE.pps
Read, weep and pass it on…
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Double D forwarded around November 8th 2008
Should I get a Dog….
!
….or have children?
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Just might be better to get a cat!< /B>
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Double D forwarded around October 18th 2008
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his
Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I
took off my pants, handed them to your Mother,
and said, ‘Here – try these on’.’
She did and said, ‘These are too big. I
can’t [...] More...
mitch forwarded around October 6th 2008
