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Survivor, Texas Style You may have to be a Texan to truly relate to this one!!!! A major network is planning a new “survivor” show. In response, the State of Texas is planning: “Survivor, Texas Style”. The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa , Midland , Big Spring , [...]
BE SURE TO READ THE COMMENT BENEATH EACH PHOTO! WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME This email is being circulated around-the-world – please keep it going When a soldier comes home, he or she finds it hard…. …to listen to his son whine about being bored. ….to keep a straight face when people complain about [...]
Old Timers Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about [...]
Wall Street letter of Outrage MUST READ! (If you didn’t see this, she really hits the nail on the head. I hope everyone reads this and realizes just how socialist this country is becoming.. Like Alisa we should all be outraged). This letter was sent to the “Wall Street Journal” on August 8, 2008, by [...]
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night” [...]
The Central Front Oliver North Friday, January 16, 2009 WASHINGTON — With all the preparations for the biggest, most expensive and most restrictive inaugural celebration in history, this is probably not the time to remind our president-elect of things he said and wrote, promises he made, or commitments he pledged. Perhaps one of his [...]
You’re sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the [...]
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said ‘Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.’ The Angel [...]
Husband of the year awards The honorable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by… The United States of America and then… Poland but 3rd Place must go to… Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to…. Serbia AND the winner of the husband/partner of the year [...]
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Should I get a Dog…. ! ….or have children? < /SPAN> class=MsoNormal> ! Just might be better to get a cat!< /B>
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on’.’ She did and said, [...]
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