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March 19 was Einstein’s birthday. He would have been 128. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, [...]
A recently widowed lady was sitting on a beach towel at Ormond Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello sir, how are you?” “Fine, [...]
A humorous reminder to get mammogram! How to train for a mammogram… I had my physical today and… It?s tough getting older GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMIED! Nobody needs to know… it will be your secret! Now, don’t break the chain! One female broke the chain her plumbing became so bad she now has an [...]
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and [...]
A husband walks into a prestige Queen street store, to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it [...]
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant Said, “Well sir, as you know, there are [...]
Someone has finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. “Pinch me I think I’m dreaming” Available only at “Butts, Boobs and Beyond.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the “There’s no Easter Bunny” speech. [...]
A man walks in to a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve [...]
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The year is 1907, one hundred years ago…… READ PRINT UNDER PICTURE “In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate [...]
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not [...]
victims perps The animals pictured above car-jacked, then raped Christopher Newsom, cut off his penis, then set him on fire and fatally shot him several times while they forced his girlfriend, Channon Christian, to watch. An even more cruel fate awaited her! Channon Christian, was beaten and gang-raped in many ways for four days by [...]
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