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A recently widowed lady was sitting on a beach towel at Ormond Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello sir, how are you?” “Fine, [...]
NOTE: This has been verified by Snopes.com 65′ – Custom built motor yacht complete with staterooms, a state of the art galley, G.P.S. system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. – $2.5 million. Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream, and music dockside for the excited “soon to be owners” and a small [...]
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and [...]
A husband walks into a prestige Queen street store, to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it [...]
He’s back with more…the owner of Casa D’ice Restaurant (Just 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh in North Versailles PA). The owner changes the signs when he gets another idea or just wants to make a political statement.
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1.) “Fine“: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) “Five Minutes“: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game [...]
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Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don’t worry, it’s a good story, and worth reading. It’s even humorous in parts. It’s from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one [...]
Shopping in New York City… A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value [...]
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Incredible!!!!! Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion. Don’t miss seeing Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle Do you notice everything is fake??? [...]
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her [...]
*Can you guess Which Group for each catagory?* *NBA* * * * OR * * * * NFL?* *36* *have been accused of spousal abuse* * **7* *have been arrested for fraud* *19* *have been accused of writing bad checks* *117* *have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses* * 3** have done time [...]
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How Normal is your Brain??? If your brain works normally this is neat. This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However if you stare at the black “ +” [...]
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