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A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How [...]
This is tooooooooo weird! Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants” and add a few more letters, it actually spells out: “Fuck off and go home all you benefit stealing, kid producing, non English-speaking cocksuckers, and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, mutton eating, [...]
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us Have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but The Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her Wedding night, the husband [...]
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the [...]
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. Put [...]
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 [...]
Recently posted on craigslist In the Portland area To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland) We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to [...]
You gotta Love the Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest [...]
Let’s Recap 1. The American people Elect a Black President with a total of 42 days Experience as a U S Senator from the most Politically Corrupt State in America whose Governor is ousted from office. 2. The President’s First Official Act is to Close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists Civil Rights are not Violated. [...]
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, ‘I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs?. The old rancher says, ‘Okay, but do not go in that field over there’ as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, [...]
AMEN! Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. They travel miles in the heat. They risk their lives crossing a border. They don’t get paid enough wages. They do jobs that others won’t do or are afraid to do. They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. [...]
Jihadist_Trainees.wmv Hey Osama.. what’s this little wire do? > > This video of thermal (IR) footage was recorded from an AC-130 gunship > out of earshot. No rounds were fired by the aircraft; this was just > natural selection at work. > > These jihadists were arming an IED made from a 155mm artillery shell. [...]
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